"A hat is a flag, a shield, a bit of armor, and the badge of femininity. A hat is the
difference between wearing clothes and wearing a costume; It's the difference
between looking adequate and looking your best. A hat is to be stylish in,
to glow under, to flirt beneath, to make all others seem jealous over,
and to make all men feel masculine about. A piece of magic is a hat. "
Author: Martha Sliter